Born as a bald, helpless baby, unable to care for himself or even speak, Barry overcame these early obstacles to become the titan of literature you see before you. He is now able to take care of himself for the most part and speaks sort of OK-ish. He is still mostly bald, though. He has written award-winning, bestselling novels…and also some novels that no one has ever heard of that no one bought. That’s life sometimes. He loves yo-yos, but knows no tricks and is actually really bad at yo-yoing. Don’t judge him!!!

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